Saturday, August 05, 2006
Jesus... Please Come Back, Like, Now!
Warning: This is gross!
I am just minding my business this morning trying to catch a few news headlines. I get past the Middle East and local weather... then I hit a headline about something called "extreme body modification"... I said, what's that? A new trend? I clicked on the link and was taken directly to a picture of some guy with a split tongue! And, no, he didn't have a bike accident! It was intentional!
From the Associated Press:
Allen Falkner’s tongue is just one of his unusual features.
It is split down the middle, and when he sticks it out, it looks like a two-pronged snake tongue...
Extreme body modification features a wide range of alterations, including some that are illegal in Texas and elsewhere. Some people get horns implanted on their heads. Some install magnets in their hands, creating a “sixth sense” for feeling magnetic fields. Others remold their ears to make them pointy.
Just when you think the world can't get any more bizarre.
Don't you think if God wanted us to have a tongue like a dodo bird, he would have given it to us?
Is this, uh, postmodern? Maybe I don't get out much...
p.s. Regarding the pic... those Batman ears are temporary!